A little about me...


I don't know where they come from but they sure do come...I hope they're coming for me! My name is CatScratchFever1987 (a.k.a. "Scratch") and I am a straight, 22-year-old female. I am a Christian, a Conservative, a mama's girl, and an aspiring mortician. If you do not like any of that, DO NOT READ FURTHER. I sometimes think I'm pretty smart, but sometimes I also reveal the depths of my stupidity. I'm also something of a hypocrite; in spite of my Christian beliefs and upbringing, I enjoy dirty jokes and cuss words.

I like music (as my screenname should suggest), but I'm picky. Don't give me any of that Beyonce shit or Justin Bieber crap--I'm not interested. In fact, I think it will be a happy day when Miley Cyrus either dies or decides to retire from private life. I like the old stuff--Electric Light Orchestra, Elton John, and The Who are my big three. I have many, many others in my little stash of music, however.

I also like to knit, crochet, and sew. I'm trying to get to a point where I'll be able to make my own clothes instead of buying them. I collect dolls and rocks, and take pictures of clouds. I enjoy collecting large, funny-looking rocks and cleaning them up in the kitchen sink. I like freight trains, frogs, children, and cats. I hate spiders, heights, small enclosed spaces, loud thunder, pervy guys, and the bleeding terrorist assholes that want to talk about "Death to America" and all that nonsense.

If you are interested in networking with me elsewhere I have an account on VampireFreaks (RagingMoon1987) and Twitter (Treefrog1987). I also have accounts on Facebook and MySpace, but I hate MySpace and telling you my Facebook page would reveal my real name. If you want to honest-to-God get to know me, Facebook is the way to go. Good luck finding me--you're gonna need it! In fact, don't even bother searching for me on MySpace since I'm never there. I'm in this for friends only--anyone asking me for anything else will be subjected to a long string of insults and a stent in the voodoo lounge. I also am not interested in engaging in some long, drawn-out argument with idiots. We are all entitled to our own opinions, so if you don't like what I wrote, then GO AWAY AND DON'T READ MY POSTS!!! Don't even bother sending me a hot little message about how much you hated the post--I will not read it. Just leave me be and I'll leave you be. This is the real world--not everyone is going to bend over backwards to ensure they will not offend someone.

Go ahead and ask, but you may be very, VERY sorry.

Dear MGA Entertainment:

In the time that the Moxie Teenz have been available I have found ONE (1) extra outfit for my Tristen. I found the nightie with the cute little pink booties and the huge-ass overnight bag which Tristen could use as a mace if she were my size. According to the Teenz’ website there are several other outfits, accessory packs, and extra wigs available, but I have yet to find any.

Now I have in my possession the Lalaloopsy Blossom Flowerpot (see prior entry). According to Amazon.com and Lalaloopsy’s Facebook page there are several extra outfits available for them as well. I’ve seen exactly one (1), that being a set of black pajamas with a skeleton printed on them. I did not have a Lalaloopsy at the time and thus did not buy the pajamas. In that time I have seen no other extra outfits, and if Lalaloopsies follow in the footsteps of the Moxie Teenz I may end up wishing I’d bought those pajamas.

On a side note, I’ve noticed that MGA’s other two lines of dolls (Bratz and Moxie Girls) have plenty of fashionable options to choose from. I’ll admit that the Bratz no longer have the extensive wardrobe that they had when I was a teenager (and when Bratz were in their heyday) but they still have a lot more than the Moxie Teenz and the Lalaloopsies. Perhaps I’m just jumping to conclusions; after all, Lalaloopsy dolls are EXTREMELY popular and it could just be that the fashion packs are being snapped up by kids who own the dolls. Which is fair, since these dolls are intended to by toys for children and not collectors’ items for greedy hogs like myself. In the case of the Moxie Teenz, perhaps MGA is not satisfied with their performance and is slowly phasing them out? If so then that’s a shame, because the Moxie Teenz are quite capable of being a poor woman’s ball-jointed doll. I’ll explain why in another blog entry…

To the folks at MGA Entertainment (if you should happen to read this), you have adorable products that I have been buying since I was sixteen years old (I’m twenty-four now, as I’ve specified before). I complement you on the detail of Lalaloopsy clothes and on the overall awesomeness of the Moxie Teenz, and I congratulate your success with both Lalaloopsy and Bratz. I hope that in the future outfits for both dolls will be easier to find in stores, since I cannot afford the prices on Amazon.com. I also hope that the Moxie Teenz are not being phased out, because they are getting harder and harder to find and they’re really super dolls. Sometimes they’re a little flimsy (mine has a defective elbow) but they’re cool nonetheless.

Sincerely yours, CatScratchFever1987